Known Aliases: Nailbat, The Goddamned Nailbat, The Almighty Nailbat, Old Spice Guy
Bio: From the land only known as Connecticut, he headed west to Arizona with only a few good ideas. He dreams to one day become the first ever S-Rank World Champion of everything ever, and Project Nailbat is his way to that dream!
Likes: Type-Moon, Dead or Alive, Writing for Project Nailbat
Dislikes: Bad movie adaptations, Tournament rules in Super Smash Bros
Known Aliases: Haz-Matt, Matt-Suda, The Doosh
Bio: Writer of Hazardous Reviews. A specialist in games that involve range camping pansy bullsh!#, Matt claims to be the best in all video games, unless he loses. Then he claims all games are fixed and all other players are cheating, especially Nailbat!
Likes: Guns, Bows and Arrows, Hatsune Miku
Dislikes: Hipsters, Losing to Nailbat
Known Aliases: Chumara, The Nicaraguan Forest Fire
Bio: Raised in the forests of Nicaragua only to burn it down after coming of age, Ruben goes through great pains to hide his power level in public to avoid being chastised by “normal” people.
Likes: Touhou, Melty Blood and other fighting games with small followings in AZ and SRK Forums
Dislikes: Dokapon Kingdom
Known Aliases: Ironhoof, Bishi Brian, The Beastly Bishounen
Bio: Writer of Lost in the Overworld. Brian won’t rest until he’s as tough as WWE Superstar Sheamus, as manly as Kamina, and everyone in the world embraces the love of My Little Pony…even if it kills him!
Likes: Magic the Gathering, Gurren Lagann, My Little Pony
Dislikes: League of Legends